Desperate Housewives Spoilers

Episode Spoilers

 8.01 – Secrets That I Never Want to Know 9/25
Carlos’s murder of his wife Gabrielle’s evil stepfather and the cover-up by the housewives has far-reaching effects, as feelings of guilt begin to overcome everyone in different ways. Gabrielle works to reach out to Carlos while his guilt weighs heavily upon him, and Susan starts to withdraw from her friends and family. As Lynette and Tom are grappling with their disintegrating marriage and impending separation, the former is having trouble making the right choices ever since she participated in the cover-up. And Bree must be especially careful around her new romantic interest, detective Chuck Vance. Meanwhile a sexy new neighbor, Ben Faulkner (Charles Mesure), moves to town, and he’s Renee’s first order of business.(Source: TV.com)

8.02 – Making the Connection 10/2
Susan discovers a dangerously thrilling way to help ease her guilt over being an accessory to the murder of her friend Gabrielle’s evil stepfather, whereas Gabby herself plans a sexy surprise for Carlos to help him gain his sexual mojo back. In the meantime, Bree learns an interesting tidbit about Chuck’s past after visiting Paul Young (Mark Moses) in prison, and Lynette and Tom find it hard to say “no” to their kids’ sometimes outlandish requests so as to not come off as the “bad guy” as their marriage woes continue. Renee tries to win over hunky new neighbor Ben by finding out his passions. (Source: Tv.com)

8.03 – Watch While I Revise the World 10/9
As Susan and Carlos bond over their feelings of guilt at the murder of Gabrielle’s stepfather, Mike begins to think that the two are having an affair, and Bree suspects that her detective boyfriend, Chuck, may secretly be investigating her. As her marriage continues to crumble, the tables are turned on Lynette when her usually relationship-challenged sister Lydia comes to town and announces she’s engaged. Meanwhile, after asking Renee to help his daughter, Jenny, go shopping for her first bra, Lee fears that the child is starting to bond more with Renee and becoming more distant from him. (Source: Tv.com)

8.04 – School of Hard Knocks 10/16
After disobeying the rules of student drop-offs at the front of Juanita’s school, Gabrielle makes it her mission to get even with a parent volunteer who banishes her to a faraway parking lot. Meanwhile, Bree discovers that her daughter Danielle’s (Joy Lauren) new business may not be as wholesome as she first though, and Lynette begins to suspect that Tom may be dating. Susan tries to ease her guilt by taking an art class with no-nonsense instructor Andre Zeller (guest star Miguel Ferrer). (Source: Tv.com)

8.05 – The Art of Making Art 10/23
Susan is mortified but tries her best to comply when her art teacher (guest star Miguel Ferrer) asks the students to show up to class in the nude in order to help them create from a point of honesty. In the meantime, Bree serves up some delicious, homemade soup for the homeless at the local shelter, but ends up enticing the local hipsters and pushing out those in need. Gabrielle finds herself without a staff to help set up a school event when her lacadaisical approach to her new job as president of the PTA insults the parent volunteers, and Renee helps a reluctant Lynette get back into the dating pool by taking her to a singles bar. Meanwhile, Carlos finds himself hitting rock bottom when the guilt over murdering his wife’s stepfather begins to engulf him. (Source: Tv.com)

8.06 – Witch’s Lament 10/31
Gabrielle must try to move the body of her stepfather with the aid of her friends Lynette and Bree, while Susan notices that her internship is less art-related than she expected. Meanwhile, Lynette feels competitive with Tom’s new girlfriend. (Source: Tv.com)

8.07 – Always in Control  11/6
Bree is shocked to learn who dug up Gabrielle’s stepfather, and Lynette lies to Penny about Tom’s new girlfriend (guest star Andrea Parker). In the meantime, Susan tries to improve her art and impress her teacher (guest star Miguel Ferrer), and Gabrielle and Carlos try to change Bob and Lee’s opinion of their daughters. (Source: Tv.com)

8.08 – Suspicion Song 11/13
Detective Chuck Vance begins harassing Bree as his suspicions about her involvement in the disappearance of Alejandro grow. After using the murder of Gabrielle’s stepfather as inspiration for her art school projects, Susan must find a way to graciously decline art school teacher Andre’s (guest star Miguel Ferrer) invitation to display and sell her paintings at a gallery showing. When Carlos’s drinking gets in the way of his ability to work, his wife goes to the office in an effort to save his business from losing a multi-million dollar account. Meanwhile, on the occasion of their 22-year anniversary, Lynette comes up with a plan to try to salvage her marriage to Tom. (Source: Tv.com)

8.09 – Putting it Together 12/4/2011
When Chuck calls Gabrielle, Susan and Lynette individually for questioning about the disappearance – and possible murder – of Alejandro, inciting panic, and Bree’s life begins to spiral into despair when her friends abandon her after they blame her for scorning Chuck and causing him to take out his revenge on them. Meanwhile, Lynette asks a favor of Tom that could ruin his relationship with Jane (guest star Andrea Parker), and Susan is made a once-in-a-lifetime proposition to become a real artist. (Source: TV.com)

8.10 – What’s to Discuss, Old Friend?  12/11/2011
With a gun at her side, Bree prepares to end it all, now that her friends have abandoned her and her life continues to spiral further into despair. Meanwhile, Gabrielle begins to suspect that Carlos may have had something to do with Detective Chuck Vance’s murder. Susan makes up her mind to go to New York to become a true artist – with or without Mike, and an angry Tom cancels his plans to go to Paris with his girlfriend when Lynette confesses that she’s an accomplice to murder and may soon be arrested. (Source: TV.com)

8.11 – Who Can Say That’s True? 1/15
With Carlos still in rehab, Gabrielle asks for Lynette’s help in wooing a high-stakes company to sign with her husband’s firm. Meanwhile, Renee talks Bree into getting out of the house and having some fun at a pick up bar, and Mike discovers some inconsistencies with Ben’s real estate project. Susan pays a covert visit to Alejandro’s family to see how they’ve been holding up since he went missing. (Source: TV.com)

8.12 – What’s the Good of Being Good?
Bree’s life continues to spiral out of control as her alcohol consumption rises – along with her lust for men. In the meantime, Lynette goes out on her first date since separating from Tom… with Renee’s hairdresser. Alejandro’s current wife (guest star Justina Machado as Claudia Sanchez) suspects foul play is afoot and has a confrontation with Susan, whereas Gabrielle discovers that Alejandro also abused his other step-daughter, Marisa (guest star Daniela Bobadilla). Ben has special plans in store for Renee. (Source: TV.com)

8.13 – Is This What You Call Love? 2/12

Season Spoilers

Season Premiere -  Desperate Housewives (ABC), Sunday, Sept. 26, 9 p.m.

In an upcoming winter episode, two of the following three things happen, and one of ‘em is a foiler.
1. Bree (unwittingly) picks up a married man at an airport dive bar.
2. Lynette scores a date with Renee’s single, charming and straight hairdresser.
3. Susan (accidentally) runs over her art teacher with her car.   (Source: Tvline 11/22)

Cougar.